My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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