i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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