I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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