Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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