I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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