I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
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He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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