Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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