you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
And then he peed in my hair
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