i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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