She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
