: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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