my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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