Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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