i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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