Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
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So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize