I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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