Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
a search helicopter?!
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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