just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
