a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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