I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I just cut my nipple shaving
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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