That's intense
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
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You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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