office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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