Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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