her vagine was all disorganized.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
