On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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