Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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