I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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