can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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