there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
People with herpes should wear stickers.
The best revenge is premature balding
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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