Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
What a dumb baby whore.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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