Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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