3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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