It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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