You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you