She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business