is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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