She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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