oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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