god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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