Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
