So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Everything about him screamed your future.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
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No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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