i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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