I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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