is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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