Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
this hospital has no fireball
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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