we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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