Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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