My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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