We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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