I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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