I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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