Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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