He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Who did Billy Mays play for?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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