When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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