We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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